Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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