PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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