She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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