so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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