How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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