How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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