Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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