Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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