ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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