Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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