There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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