Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Text me some of your sweat
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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