Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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