R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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