Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
