It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
