Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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