no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
