I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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