Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and she was petting her beer can
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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