sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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