It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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