What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
MIDGETS
????
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
