no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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