i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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