Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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