ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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