I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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