I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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