That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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