So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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