More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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