does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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