I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I think people are normalizing furries
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
