I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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