Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
he thought i was a dude.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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