More tranny stories later!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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