he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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