I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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