Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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