So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Randomize
