Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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