You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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