windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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