Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
