were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
