In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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