Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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