YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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