Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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