Just fell off a train. Bad.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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