i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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