Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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