Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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